they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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