So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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