he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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