bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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