I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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