in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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