How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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