Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
