you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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