my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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