Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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