Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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