I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
literally had 100 drinks last night.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
