I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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