Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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