Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
