The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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