I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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