Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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