It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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