on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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