they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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