why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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