Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
How external is "for external use only"?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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