im drinking this country out of the recession.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You don't make any sense
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