I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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