That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
