brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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