all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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