I don't think brook has ever known best
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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