Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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