U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We got so high we made milksteak
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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