im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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