Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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