He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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