Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nicole vs. Life
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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