Already got asked if we're dating
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
