I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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