Whod you bang
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We left an ass print on the piano.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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