Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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