Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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