Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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