Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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