Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
