yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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