There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
How external is "for external use only"?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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