Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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