when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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