She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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