Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
we're making bets on your personal life
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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