dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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