you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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