we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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