wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize