dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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