Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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