Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
my being single is dangerous.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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