the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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