I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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