it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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