Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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