its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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